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#1 10-04-2008 07:29 AM
- maxor
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NPB Turns Five Years Old
This Sunday, npboards will be turning five years old.
First Thread
http://www.npboards.com/thread/1/what-i … first-name
Popular Old Threads
http://www.npboards.com/thread/678/awwww-shit
http://www.npboards.com/thread/855/nra
http://www.npboards.com/thread/716/phil … sts/page-1
http://www.npboards.com/thread/2911/the-pope/page-1
http://www.npboards.com/thread/3027/kin … ead/page-1
Gay Marriage Threads (closet homos, the lot of us, obv)
http://www.npboards.com/thread/2739/sup … ets/page-1
http://www.npboards.com/thread/5866/let … ate/page-1 (started as a joke, ended up at 13 pages)
http://www.npboards.com/thread/942/your … ity/page-1
http://www.npboards.com/thread/11617/an … ead/page-1
http://www.npboards.com/thread/1209/can … age/page-1
http://www.npboards.com/thread/3655/can … age/page-1
Old but Still Active Posters
Double Down - 2003-07-18
VWVan
VWVancouver
baddude
amarshall
burnsy
Mr. Salt
2.DOH
matilda
Seabird
Pellonpekko
zukiphile
Raoul Duke
Peter
dgm
elliot
Karl Lazlo, Esq.
LelloBeetle
Iron Sun 254
DenimA4CVT
Sven
Silly_Me
dubfan
adoniram7
Charles Taylor
Slap
AC
ChrisV
The Chemist - 2004-02-03
Gone but Not Forgotten
Infidel - 2003-07-25
yankeesuck
ChrisMD
TacticalTina
LostInSC
Matoo
Carbon_Fibre
Vegas Baby
Obin Robinson
Pellonpekko
zukiphile
Chomp On This
Lib_
Hostile
Bex
TabulaRasa
mr wrong
13minutes
prospero63
golfstrom
Black94GLX
Mike Panic
Sgt. PooPoo
malone
p0che
jettavr666
inurb - 2004-01-24
Forum Software Used
PHPBB 2
Invision Power Board
vBulletin
PunBB
Domain Registered - 15-Sep-2003
Web Hosts Used
Artery Planet
DreamHost
SliceHost
April Fools' Day Pranks
FBI/NSA Server raid and terrorism investigation
Sale to Vortex
Other's I'm forgetting
That's all I've got for now. Happy B-Day npboards!
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#2 10-04-2008 08:04 AM
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
That's... kinda freaky. This sunday I'll be turning 39.
Qwinn
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#3 10-04-2008 10:48 AM
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
maxor wrote:
Old but Still Active Posters
Double Down - 2003-07-18
VWVan
VWVancouver
baddude
amarshall
burnsy
Mr. Salt
2.DOH
matilda
Seabird
Pellonpekko
zukiphile
Raoul Duke
Peter
dgm
elliot
Karl Lazlo, Esq.
LelloBeetle
Iron Sun 254
DenimA4CVT
Sven
Silly_Me
dubfan
adoniram7
Charles Taylor
Slap
AC
ChrisV
The Chemist - 2004-02-03
Bunch of losers, the lot of ya.
:D
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i just hope some day i win the lottery so i can hire a midget to headbutt him in the nuts --VW TANK
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#4 10-04-2008 10:52 AM
- Qwinn
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
Odd that Matt is both an "old (heh!) but still active poster" and "gone but not forgotten".
He's probably got a double registration. Source: ACORN.
Qwinn
"The vice of capitalism is that there is an unequal share of the blessings; the virtue of socialism is that there is an equal share of the misery." -Sir Winston Churchill, British statesman (1874-1965)
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#5 10-04-2008 11:40 AM
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
Happy birthday NPB.
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#6 10-04-2008 01:39 PM
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
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#7 10-04-2008 02:53 PM
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
oooh, I remember that night. I called DF and said "What did you do to Clay??!!?"
Stupid people blinded by a cocktail of impotent rage, pseudo-intellectualism and identity politics are funny as hell. - R.D. 2008
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#8 10-04-2008 03:04 PM
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
WTF? How come I'm not on the old but active users list? I've been around since vwdick had the site 
Shit.....if it's gonna be that kinda party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
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#9 10-04-2008 03:34 PM
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
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Last edited by Thundersnow (10-04-2008 10:51 PM)
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#10 10-04-2008 03:48 PM
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
T wrote:
WTF? How come I'm not on the old but active users list? I've been around since vwdick had the site
pwnt
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#11 10-04-2008 04:22 PM
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
I have no mention anywhere! No tits for you!!
Daddy'o:If ever a devil was born without a pair of horns it was you...Jezebel
Turd_Ferguson:But I won't fling their poo. That's disgusting. I'll be flinging my own, thank you.
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#12 10-04-2008 06:20 PM
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
I sorted the lists by date registered, limited by 75, so some of you might have slightly missed the cut.
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#13 10-04-2008 06:23 PM
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
Five years old? So Fleebengaber's interest will be raised?
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#14 10-04-2008 07:07 PM
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
zukiphile wrote:
Five years old? So Fleebengaber's interest will be raised?
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#15 10-04-2008 10:49 PM
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
maxor wrote:
Old but Still Active
Thank God for Centrum One-A-Day
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#16 10-05-2008 03:39 AM
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
Why is Pell listed as gone but not forgotten?
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#17 10-05-2008 03:56 AM
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
Wow, NPB & I share a birthday.
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A: When Sarah Palin shoots a lawyer he stays down.
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#18 10-05-2008 04:45 AM
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
dubfan wrote:
Wow, NPB & I share a birthday.
Happy birthday, man.
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#19 10-05-2008 05:33 AM
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
LelloBeetle wrote:
Why is Pell listed as gone but not forgotten?
Me not paying enough attention.
Also, Qwinn, Dubfan and NPB share a birthday? Strange.
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#20 10-06-2008 01:26 AM
Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
Congrats!
Assume this place lasts long enough for the time when we die our brains are downloaded into an AI computer. Then we could visit NPB in the flesh-so to speak. What does it look like?
maxor wrote:
Also, Qwinn, Dubfan and NPB share a birthday? Strange.
Sarah Connor?
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#21 10-06-2008 01:37 AM
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
Is this the fundraising time?
“LOOK round you,” said the citizen. “This is the largest market in the world.”
“Oh, surely not,” said the traveller. “Well, perhaps not the largest,” said the citizen, “but much the best.”
“You are certainly wrong there,” said the traveller. “I can tell you . . .”
They buried the stranger at the dusk.
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#22 10-06-2008 02:58 AM
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
I've also been around since vw_dick/dickster/Richard Ewing ran npforum.
How do I get the last 6 or 7 years of my life back?
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#23 10-06-2008 06:28 AM
- Turd_Ferguson
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
dgm wrote:
I've also been around since vw_dick/dickster/Richard Ewing ran npforum.
How do I get the last 6 or 7 years of my life back?
Sad part is, I registered on that thing years ago as my Vortex alter-ego, posted for about two weeks, and promptly had other things take up more time. Like drinking.
And I will also state for the record that Lynn told me about this place. Smite her.
:D
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#24 10-06-2008 01:12 PM
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
SoulWrangler wrote:
Is this the fundraising time?
Oh crap. If this is the NPB Pledge Drive we won't be returned to regular programming until we pony up for a stupid tote bag.
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#25 10-06-2008 01:18 PM
- dgm
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Re: NPB Turns Five Years Old
Yes, but where else can you get such a fashionable tote bag for the low low price of $175?
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