Ouch

Was carrying a large box through the door & smashed my hand in the door frame.

Right knuckle at the base of my pinky is swollen & when I move it, it makes a slight scraping noise.
It's sore, but I can make a fist & use the hand just fine.

Cartilage?

I know, I know....see a doctor.

Comments

  • That scraping sound is called crepitus, and it generally means you broke a bone.
  • Give it to me straight, doc.
    How much time do I have?




    Must be a very minor break.

    Doesn't really hurt.
  • Heh. In your condition, perhaps as much as 50 years?

    But you should consider the possibility of a boxer's fracture, which can lead to complications if untreated.

    Worth getting the x-ray for sure.
  • edited August 30
    Crap.

    that'll make me 101 years old.

    I'll be just like Ray, Matt & Eric
  • 2.FOH. said:

    Give it to me straight, doc.
    How much time do I have?

    ... and will he ever be able to play the piano?
  • With enough practice, I suppose anything is possible!
  • I was concerned until I saw how old you are.


    A broken hand won't disrupt your sex life as much I thought.































    :D
  • 2.FOH. said:

    Crap.


    that'll make me 101 years old.

    I'll be just like Ray, Matt & Eric
    Fuck you.

    I'll never make it that far, not with these lifestyle choices I make.
  • Drink the good whiskey, smoke the expensive cigars, order the biggest damn steak on the menu; and never, ever, miss an opportunity to flirt with a pretty girl.

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    Doctor recommended, Ray.

    You'll be fine.


  • I quit smoking, I don't drink brown liquor.

    I eat steak, flirt with girls half my age, play with guns and fast cars, drink too much coffee...

    What were we discussing, again?  That's pretty much my Wednesday.
  • I quit smoking, I don't drink brown liquor.


    I eat steak, flirt with girls half my age, ...
    I would do that too, but they can run a lot faster than me.
  • That’s what the dart gun is for.
  • Slight fracture of the 5th metacarpal. 

    Nothing needed beyond advil, ice & immobilization. 


  • And a nice Speyside.
  • Told you it was busted.
  • Indeed you did.
    Send me a bill.


  • You can buy me a whiskey next time I'm in Columbus.
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