World Economic Forum Fun
I'm sure we're all familiar with the Copenhagen-esque party for wealthy elite currently underway in Davos. The Swiss armed forces had to open up a military air base to accommodate those 1700 private jets that swooped in to discuss, among other things, global warming and income inequality.
Somehow, the party continues to ratchet up the comedic lack of self-awareness. Gems like the following help:
Of course, I'd like to cock-punch this douchebag for stating that our lifestyle expectations are too high. I was taught it's OK to aspire to anything we want. But to state all this while attending a self-congratulatory, masturbatory festival of posturing and preening is beyond parody.