Offensive Jokes - *graphic*

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  • Oh for fuck sake, man.  What the hell is with you?
  • Jesus Christ, What The Fuck!
  • Ohh shit.
    Sorry. Had a 4 martini lunch to celebrate that I DON'T HAVE BALL CANCER!!!

    The passage of time when waiting for test results...
  • So, not only did you post a picture of someone's cock and balls, you posted a picture of YOUR cock and balls. I mean, congrats on no testicular cancer, but TMI.

    Don't post drunk.
  • edited March 2013
    BAN!  Then I realized that, truth be told, it was the only genuinely offensive joke in the entire thread.  Congratulations on the dx Veritas, but please stop being a "dickhead."
  • The jokes weren't supposed to be offensive to us.

  • zukiphile said:

    The jokes weren't supposed to be offensive to us.

    Do such jokes exist?
  • edited March 2013
    But MC's anigif of a woman going pee was ok.
    Someone needs to explain the rules.
  • Veritas said:

    But MC's anigif of a woman going pee was ok.

    "OK" is not how I would describe that.
  • The first rule is that you don't talk about Fight Club.
  • edited March 2013
    Veritas said:

    But MC's anigif of a woman going pee was ok.
    Someone needs to explain the rules.

    As bad as that post was, it still wasn't a full frontal of a man's junk, which is orders of magnitude worse. And you did it twice.

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  • Slap said:

    "Then I realized that, truth be told, it was the only genuinely offensive joke in the entire thread. "

     

    I have to go with this, bravo.


  • I'm still laughing that someone quoted Usenet.
  • edited April 2013

    QUESTION:

    How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?

     

     

     

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    ANSWER:

    She is starting to fit your wife's cloths.

  • Zuk, speaking of getting into things, you reminded me of the Priest in the confessional, hearing the confession of a younger Priest.

    After the formalities, the young priest got down to it.  "Father," he said, "I'm so ashamed, I've kissed a nun!"

    The older Priest merely chuckled and then responded, "Tut tut, m'boy, that's not so bad.  But just be sure you don't get into the Habit!
    zukiphile said:

    QUESTION:

    How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?

     

     

     

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    ANSWER:

    She is starting to fit your wife's cloths.


  • I'll use that at the next federalist meeting.
  • No nudity or cussing.
    NSFW

    She would be either the best or worst.

  • A man is lying in bed with his wife when she mentions having "mixed emotions" about a certain topic.  

    He replies to her that you can't have mixed emotions - "that's a nonsense term - your emotion is what it is - you're happy, you're not, you are angry, you're not - they can't be mixed!"

    She thinks about it for a few moments and replies:  "You have the biggest dick of all your friends.  How are your emotions now?"

    He replies with a nod "Fairly mixed."
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