Call the Nestle Crunch hot line (1.800.295.0051). When asked if you want to continue in English or Spanish, wait quietly for about 10 seconds & you'll smile. Promise! (if you comment on this after listening, don't give away the surprise). Keep going & press 4, listen to the options, then press 7. The phone will probably be busy so keep trying. Selection 7 will be particularly funny for boys/men or those of us with sons.