e-mails from an a-hole

edited December 2009 in Humor, Fun & Games
http://dontevenreply.com/index.php

Lots of good stuff there.

[quote:dafn2559]WANTED - Microwave
I am looking for a used microwave. WHITE ONLY

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From Me to *********@************.org:

I have a LG microwave that I want to sell for $30. I am aware that your ad said whites only, but I am an African American. I sincerly hope that this won't be a problem for you, and we can put race issues aside and just do business.

Thank you,
Jamal

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From Amy ****** to Me:

I am so sorry that you misread my ad. I meant the microwave should be white, because it would match my kitchen.

Amy

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From Me to Amy ******:

Oh, so because I am black, you think that I can't read? It really is amazing that the world we live in is still so racist. I'm sorry, but your insults have left me feeling sick. I don't think I can sell my microwave to a bigot.

Sincerely offended,
Jamal

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From Amy ****** to Me:

I wasn't suggesting that you couldn't read. I'm not racist. If you read my whole email you would see that the ad was looking for a white microwave, not a white person. I changed the ad to avoid any confusion.

Amy

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From Me to Amy ******:

So now you think that because I am black, I am too lazy to read your whole e-mails. Your racism is overwhelming. You will never get my microwave from me. I will, however, sell you a burning cross for your next klan meeting. Does $20 for the cross sound fair?

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From Amy ****** to Me:

I can't write anything without you being offended! I give up!

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From Me to Amy ******:

So you don't want the microwave?

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From Amy ****** to Me:

Will you still sell it to me?

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From Me to Amy ******:

I would never sell anything to a racist.

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From Amy ****** to Me:

Ugh I'm done with you. [/quote:dafn2559]

Comments

  • This stuff is great! :lol: :lol:

    [quote:8dlutmwz]
    From Me to ********@gmail.com
    RE: Clydesdale horse needs caring owners:

    Hey there!

    Your horse looks beautiful! Is he still available?

    Michael Murphy
    Vice President
    Murphy Glue Factory, Inc.

    From ********@gmail.com to Me
    RE: Clydesdale horse needs caring owners:

    HELL NO!!!
    [/quote:8dlutmwz]
  • First few were funny, but gets old quick.
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